brenham

Brenham is a hood ass town. where everyone is gangster. Home of Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver, Limus Sweed.

Yo lets go to brenham and smoke pot

brenham by lil' broke February 4, 2009

Brenham

Home of bluebell factory! Which basically runs half of the town! (And the "title" "The baseball capital of the world!")

The only thing good about here is the sight seeing and parks!

PS. North Brenham sucks! South Brenham is the best!

Guy : Wanna go to Brenham?
Guy 2 : Oh yeah let's go to Brenham! Just the South Part though

Brenham by Brad67ley July 17, 2025

Benhamletic 

MWI to the point you cannot walk or talk ie extremely drunk.

Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

He had too much to drink at The Local and got absolutely 'benhamletic'

Benhamletic by Paavo Siljamaki January 4, 2008

Brewham 

Your bro that you drink coffee with.

Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?

Brewham by foosman February 11, 2010

benhamine

My best friend. He also has a huge cock.

Me and benhamine go together like peas and carrots.

benhamine by Ytsimrats December 17, 2019

Meg Benham’d

When someone repeats your joke amongst a group and gets credit for it.

Goddamnit she just Meg Benham’d me… no one will know how funny I actually am now. Fuckin’ Meg Benham.

Meg Benham’d by Meg Benham March 11, 2022

Branham 

A school in San Jose which many people misconstrue as being ghetto. Most likely because it is not as rich and nice as other schools in the area, and possibly because it is somewhat near East San Jose. In all honestly there are only a few schools in San Jose that can be termed as "ghetto", but even then it does not compare to places like Oakland or East Palo Alto.

Kid 1:Hey I go to a ghetto school in San Jose called Branham.
Kid 2: Isn't San Jose every year voted near the top of the safest cities in America?
Kid 1: True, but we don't get as much funding as other schools, and our school is 20 percent Hispanic (70 percent white,10 percent Asian), and if you go down Branham Lane (the street Branham High is on) for like 5 miles it turns into East San Jose so it must be a ghetto school.

Branham by egrsdhwhrs October 28, 2008