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A know it all. The type of guy you go to for all your answers.

Attention Mr. Paul Bernham

bernham by FlowerMan21 February 5, 2008

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Bo Burnham

A comedian who is the genetic product of a giraffe having sex with Ellen DeGeneres. He also has a gigantic head and tiny nipples.

"Who's your favorite comedian?"
"That one tall, sexy motherfucker with the huge head."
"You mean Bo Burnham?"
"Yes!"

Bo Burnham by Abbyge July 22, 2016

Related Words

bernham • burnham • Bernhard • berkhamsted • benham • berkham • brenham • Burnham-on-Crouch • burnham red eye • Barnham

burnham red eye

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.

Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.

burnham red eye by CHELX September 10, 2014

burnham red eye

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.

Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.

burnham red eye by CHELX September 9, 2014

berkhamsted

A lovely market town in Hertfordshire. Known as 'berko'. Once you go there, you WON'T go back. You won't be able to afford the houses there unless you're made of money. Mainly for the middle and upper class, forget new look, there's waitrose and muse! If you've lived there as a child, it'll always be your home. Also has good places to eat, don't get too attached to the homely presence of the town though, especially the berko boys.

let's go to berkhamsted and go to waitrose

berkhamsted by lakdfjid January 11, 2014

Burnham

A quiet, thoughtful guy. Smart and kind and cynical in all the right ways and proportions. You couldn't find a better, more loyal friend. He considers all perspectives but can incisively reject crappy ones. Handsome, tall and slender. Often fair skinned. Adventurous and curious - but a homebody too! An intellectual without being a boring blowhard. Best smile ever.

That guy is a total Burnham! He stood by my side and gave me the best advice. I hope my daughter marries a Burnham.

Burnham by halffulll December 19, 2014

Bo Burnham

A god that us mortals can never hope to surpass

Words words words is a great Bo Burnham song

Bo Burnham by Deadnerd July 5, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026