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Breeser

Liar, cheat, sneak, fake, phoney
That girl is such a Breeser. She steals and lies like a rug. Stay away from Skeezer Breeser!
by Doesnt take a genius March 30, 2009
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crossway breezer

Refers to the space between a thin woman's legs - the gap that remains at her crotch when her legs are closed. It tends to disappear when women gain weight.

The phrase comes from a style of house in hot areas where the kitchen and living quarters are separated by a space with a connecting roof (often called a breezeway) to keep the heat of the kitchen from warming the house.
Clint Eastwood in "Heartbreak Ridge" - "Then there was this dusky gal in Bangkok, a real crossway breezer I swear."
by clit east wood July 5, 2009
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D1 Breeder

A "D1 Breeder" is a woman that's at a minimum height of 5'10 and is naturally athletic and/or has a Toned Body and is called a D1 breeder because if you reproduce with her your son will have great athletic genetics for height which gives him a better chance to become a Professional Athlete.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need and I'm looking for a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
by Hoonigan4ever June 3, 2023
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Welfare Breeder

Another word for Rabbit Scab. Basically a complete piece of shit who has babies to steal more money from those of us who work for a living.
From the looks of that couple with the latest smart phones and fine shoes with ragged ass children in tow who look like they don't see a cent of the free money their parents gleam from the tax paying majority, we have a welfare breeder situation. We are going to need a roll of duct tape and a sterilization kit stat!
by Expose December 31, 2014
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breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.
"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."
by philw November 30, 2013
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Beaver Breezer

A flowy dress or ladies jumpsuit that air drys the snatch. Recommended to wear with no under garments.
She wore her beaver breezer while dancing the drum circle .

Patty wore her beaver breezer because her snatch had a drip

Roxanne put on her beaver breezer walking the streets, so her snatch could dry quickly.
by Double DD’s November 14, 2022
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breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.
"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.
by ms nasty October 2, 2009
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