Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

Breakfast Roll by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

Osoyoos breakfast roll 

(oh-SOY-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.

Dan drank a little too much and left the maids an Osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn

Osoyoos breakfast roll by noah v July 6, 2007

Rock n' Roll Breakfast 

A Rock n' Roll Breakfast is when beer is substituted for milk in preparation of a bowl of cereal. Simply, Instead of pouring milk into your bowl of cereal, pour beer. Instead of having a glass of milk with your cereal, have a nice glass of beer.

This concept was invented by Captain Mike Mitchell of the North Attleboro Soccer Team, mid 2007, North Attleboro, Massachusetts.

Mike MItchell would like some more Rock n' Roll Breakfasts in the future.

Rock n' Roll Breakfast by turnuptheac August 9, 2007

rock'n'roll breakfast

Coffee, Fernet Branca and a cigarette.

Lemmy wants his rock'n'roll breakfast

rock'n'roll breakfast by rockphotog April 1, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022