Bread pulling

"Bread pulling" or "Stutje trek" (translated in Dutch) is a famous Dutch, rather inappropriate game. It can be played with 2 or more male-players (the more people playing, the more disgusting it becomes). The game starts when someone put a slice of bread on the table and says: "Stutje trek". All the guys attending at the table will now have to pull down their pants and start masturbating like their lives depend on it in front of each other until they cum and ejaculate their semen on the slice of bread. Everyone ejaculates their warm semen on the bread till one player remains that hasn't empty his balls. This person has now lost the game and has to eat this semen filled slice of bread while the others watch him eat it.

Person 1: Yesterday evening I had to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage to completely clean my stomach.

Person 2: Oh my, did you drunk that much that they had to pump the alcohol out of your stomach ?

Person 1: No, only bread and semen.

Person 2: Pour soul, you've lost in 'Bread pulling'.

by Trunks November 7, 2016

Pulling a brad

The act of going in to hook up with a girl without asking or planning on it. This is usually done at the most oddest of times, and also is very very random. This lasts for about one minute.

Scene: Two friends are in an argument.

Man 1: I hate you!
Man 2: Holy shit! Jim is pulling a brad.

by pseudonym13256 August 15, 2011

pulling a brad

skiveing off work/school

man1: hey where is ocland? Why isnt he at school?
man2: that shit head is pulling a brad

by shush its me dave July 21, 2009

Pulling a Brad

Pulling a Brad is when an employee handles work-related request with such enthusiasm and charisma that he/she will actually begin to flex uncontrollably, typically to the point where clothing is damaged (see hulk out).

Person 1: Hey buddy, do you mind getting me some more printer paper? We are getting pretty low.
Person 2: IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE AAARRRRRGGHH (shirt rips off)
Person 1: Looks like someone is pulling a Brad today...

by Immortalbrad August 30, 2010

Pulling A Brad

When someone in a group of people awkwardly forces a conversation about running or cycling.

I left the conversation after he started Pulling A Brad.

by The Real Thor December 16, 2014

Pulling A Brad

When a man swims in too much poon. He has way to many girl ''friends''. Is a dick.

"Wow I wish I was Brad, he has so many women around, he's like Brad Pitt but more women."
"Yeah he has way too much poon for Pulling a Brad''

by Fart Chugger69 December 29, 2020