Bravefart 

When a person has the turtle head and no toilet facilities are in the nearby vicinity, a person may fart to free up vital bowel space, buying time until the nearest toilet is reached. On expulsion of gas, a yell of “Freedom” may be proclaimed: only if soiling the pants is sucessfully avoided.

Person 1: Fuck me Scott, I've got to drop the kids off at the pool asap.

Person 2: Tim, just Bravefart to free up space untill you get to the next toilet.

Person 1: "Pharp", Freedom!! Thanks for the advice Scott, I feel better now.

Bravefart by Cowboy Scientist September 29, 2008

Bravefart 

Rip a couragious fart when you know you're having diarhea

Pwèèèp
Aw that's disgusting!
No it's not, it was a couragious bravefart!

Bravefart by R031 August 17, 2011

BraveFart

When you're not sure if it's poop or a fart, but you let it rip anyway.

Meek let a Bravefart rip mid-stream, he could tell by the squish, it was a bad decision.

BraveFart by Tr33B3AR November 22, 2025

Braveheart 2 

Braveheart 2 is the spiritual sequel to the original Braveheart. This film is also more commonly know as The Patriot. Named so do to it being part of what seems a trilogy of war movies starring Mel Gibson to later include We Were Soldiers.

John: Have you ever seen The Patriot?

Mike: Oh yeah, you mean Braveheart 2.

Braveheart 2 by TankerD18 December 12, 2010

Braveheart Asymptote 

The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.

It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.

Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.

Braveheart Asymptote by Luckystrikered June 23, 2008

Braveheart Shower 

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.

I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.

Braveheart Shower by Listat January 4, 2009

Brainfart 

n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.

I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.

Brainfart by MadisonU December 9, 2008