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A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"
Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.
Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009

Brockified

When some one looks like Brock O'hurn from the back and they turn around and you think it is Brock, but no, It was just someone else that was brockified.
Omg Rachael, today In class Mr. Haluben let his hair down, and he turned around, and he was Brockified!
Brockified by IMA_SPLODE_IT March 30, 2017

blackified

Spinoff from the term white-washed. It means that you have been "black washed" meaning that you have the traits and characteristics of the average black person.
White boy: YOO SKILLZ! what up in the hood? I gotta buy meself some patties.

Black man: YOO MAN! you soo blackified.
blackified by JAMAICANPATTIELOVER December 6, 2009

Brucified 

1. Of or pertaining to being hosed or hoodwinked by the principles of a guy named Bruce.

2. Being overwhelmed my techno mumbo jumbo, when a simple yes or no answer would suffice

3. When a costly piece of technical equipment is missing from the office, and months later is located at Bruce's house being used as a doorstop, all unbeknownst to Bruce.
1. "Bruce told us the software upgrade would work...no problem."
"Well guess what, it DOESN't work!"
"Dude, you've been Brucified."

2. "Bruce, can we use the extra computer on your desk?"
1. "Well, if the USB port is not compatible with the 9 pin, the RCA cable could work, but it's the interface within the firewall that utlimately won't synch with the EMT."

3. Look what I found!
Are you kidding? I've been looking for that forever! Where did you find that?
Bruce's wife called. Said she the rennovation was complete and the door didn't need to be propped open any longer.
Brucified by adobegal February 8, 2007

brycified 

The destroy, ruin, or break.
"Fuck! Bryce was at my house playing PS2 and now my controller is Brycified because he pushes the buttons so fucking hard!"
brycified by Bob Fucking Saget December 11, 2008

Beccified 

AKA Beccafy
Bec-a-fy

Doing anything in a state of SURPEME ADHD.
Being so exited or energetic that everything you do is done with extreme intensity.
Seriously, chill the fuck out! Why is everything you do so beccified?
Beccified by Mr. Ri May 8, 2011