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a deformed chao that hatched from a seizure egg
the life and death of brassmo the chao
Brassmo by ObamaChan3 November 12, 2019
Words you can keep

brasshole 

an insanely obnoxious brass instrumentalist that specializes in being an asshole. in other words, one who pisses off everyone within a 1000 foot radius with his/her deafening musical playing.
hey douchebag, try playing louder

at least i'm not making your ears bleed like i'm some raging brasshole.
brasshole by lomboslice June 7, 2010

Brassmates 

Brassmates, aka band class mates is the only proper definition to describe the middle school class of 84 because literally eighty nine percent of us are in the band.

- Also we can all speak French and we're the only French class so we speak French solely to confuse the English kids.
" Evil laughter erupts throughout the room "
" walks into band room " " WHAT IS UP BRASSMATES WOO!"
" Me and a couple of my brassmates are going to the mall this weekend, but you can't come because you have never smelled the unforgiving scent of rusty brass tubes and saliva filled spit valves "
Brassmates by FIDDLESTICKS_IS_A_CURSE September 20, 2018

brasso on my asshole 

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
brasso on my asshole by jeffbo April 28, 2009

brasshole 

After a long day on the gun range - it's the guys who leave early instead of picking up the spent brass casings for recycle/reuse with the rest of the class...
Tom and Keith claimed to have just received a call from the Chief telling them to report back to work. Nah, fuck that, they're both just a couple of brassholes...
brasshole by RJP7 September 28, 2017

Brasshole 

A boss, manager, supervisor who is a royal pain in the ass.
Always chasin' your tail for some work that doesn't matter but they want just to let you know who is the head man.
Brasshole - Have you finished those statistics I asked for?

Employee - I thought you didn't need them for another week?

Brasshole - What, you still haven't done them?

Employee - Under breath " You is one big brasshole"
Out loud "Sure I'll have them with you directly"
Brasshole by Devil's Advocate July 24, 2008
A metal polish which became popular after people learned it can polish an iPod without damaging it. Brasso is a thick brown fluid with micro abrasive particles to remove scratches and leave a brilliant shine. Ideal for brass, pewter, chrome, copper, and stainless steel. Costs $3 for 8 fluid ounces and can be found at most hardware stores.
From the same makers of Silvo.
Brasso by 29A March 28, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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