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brasshole 

an insanely obnoxious brass instrumentalist that specializes in being an asshole. in other words, one who pisses off everyone within a 1000 foot radius with his/her deafening musical playing.
hey douchebag, try playing louder

at least i'm not making your ears bleed like i'm some raging brasshole.
brasshole by lomboslice June 7, 2010

Brassmates 

Brassmates, aka band class mates is the only proper definition to describe the middle school class of 84 because literally eighty nine percent of us are in the band.

- Also we can all speak French and we're the only French class so we speak French solely to confuse the English kids.
" Evil laughter erupts throughout the room "
" walks into band room " " WHAT IS UP BRASSMATES WOO!"
" Me and a couple of my brassmates are going to the mall this weekend, but you can't come because you have never smelled the unforgiving scent of rusty brass tubes and saliva filled spit valves "
Brassmates by FIDDLESTICKS_IS_A_CURSE September 20, 2018

brasso on my asshole 

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.
brasso on my asshole by jeffbo April 28, 2009

brasshole 

After a long day on the gun range - it's the guys who leave early instead of picking up the spent brass casings for recycle/reuse with the rest of the class...
Tom and Keith claimed to have just received a call from the Chief telling them to report back to work. Nah, fuck that, they're both just a couple of brassholes...
brasshole by RJP7 September 28, 2017

Brasshole 

A boss, manager, supervisor who is a royal pain in the ass.
Always chasin' your tail for some work that doesn't matter but they want just to let you know who is the head man.
Brasshole - Have you finished those statistics I asked for?

Employee - I thought you didn't need them for another week?

Brasshole - What, you still haven't done them?

Employee - Under breath " You is one big brasshole"
Out loud "Sure I'll have them with you directly"
Brasshole by Devil's Advocate July 24, 2008
A metal polish which became popular after people learned it can polish an iPod without damaging it. Brasso is a thick brown fluid with micro abrasive particles to remove scratches and leave a brilliant shine. Ideal for brass, pewter, chrome, copper, and stainless steel. Costs $3 for 8 fluid ounces and can be found at most hardware stores.
From the same makers of Silvo.
Brasso by 29A March 28, 2005
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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