Brantford ON 

Brantford is a city in southern Ontario Canada. Wayne Gretzky is from here, but that’s the only positive thing coming from this terrible town. It has the highest violent crime, highest property crime, highest drug use rate, and highest poverty rate in Canada. The schools also rank the lowest in the country (based on EQAO scores). Police force is underfunded and so are schools. It’s white, ghetto, and dangerous. The girls nowadays are also whores and get pregnant as teens.

Brantford ON is crack central

Brantford ON by Hockeyfuck September 30, 2022

Bradford, Ontario 

A small town in southern Ontario that is constantly undergoing unnecessary construction that makes the un-renovated side of town look like shit.

Bradford, though only containing a very, very tiny town-like area, has a lot of land that includes randomly placed suburbs.

This town is mainly full of obnoxious, trolling teens , Mexicans , and ladies with too much spare time on their hands.

Bradford culture is a desperate attempt at being King, and the popular citizens are constantly trying to rule Bradford with its Pot-Head Power.

Trucker: Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment?
Girl: Did you see that guy? He looked like he was from Bradford, Ontario. :|

Bradford, Ontario by hhaaiilleeyy June 2, 2011

Bradford, Ontario 

A small town in southern Ontario which is likely the most boring place you will ever go. Not somewhere you want to live under any circumstances.

Wow, watching paint dry is almost as boring as living in Bradford, Ontario!

Bradford, Ontario by Goose9 September 20, 2016