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Braishfield 

Braishfield is a small shithole of a village situated in hampshire in the united kingdom. the population is mainly made up of miserable old cunts or fuck annoying toddlers. there are few teen children in Braishfield, because the have all fled to better, less shitty places.

The best part of Braishfield is the pond; there is a bitchy woman who lives next to it, and she gets pissed of really easily.

Braishfield has been compared to the sleepy village from the fim 'hot fuzz', just without the cool guns and shit.

You would be better living off somewhere more exciting like north korea as fun things actually happen there.

Braishfield is shit, i would know; i have to live there.
Person 1: have you been to any shithole lately?
person 2: yeah, braishfield. it was almost as bad as when i screwed your sister.
person 1: FUCK MAN
Braishfield by God_On_Earth October 31, 2011
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Brasfield 

A mythical wizard who defends the innocent from terrorists, vegans, democrats, and communists.
There was a petition to ban red meat from the town, but Brasfield came in and defeated the vegans.
Brasfield by Shaun Bailey January 19, 2010

Filthy Brasfield 

The act of penetrating an acquaintances anal cavity with a finger or fingers which is followed by the wiping of the same fingers above the acquaintances top lip creating a moustache effect......usually done in an exquisite hotel room!

Cousin of Dirty Sanchez
While out of town on a trip, the guys passed the time by giving each other a "filthy Brasfield"!
Filthy Brasfield by Thrust Harder February 27, 2010

Bransfield 

The act when a young man gets it on with an ugly milf that is his friends mom.
"Hey i pulled a Bransfield last night,"told Colin To sharp.
"WTF dude i pulled a Bransfield on your mom last night!" Replied Sharp.
" No comment," Colin replies.
Bransfield by Gingaforlife December 2, 2010

Larry Brasfield

Discoverer of the COCKroaches located in mens genitalia(the penis). He found them while inserting a shovel into his penis.
Larry Brasfield. The Man. The Myth. The legend.

Brassfield Elementary School 

The worst school in WCPSS. To see the defenition visit Hell.
BRASSFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paizley Brasfield 

is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is so cute and hot. She is nice and kind. If you ever get the chance to be her friend keep her!
person 1- Omg that girl is so pretty

person 2- duh it’s paizley brasfield
Paizley Brasfield by koolkid2121 April 21, 2019
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