Bransexual
My friend is bransexual.
Bransexual by g6alxty October 5, 2023
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Dylano'briensexual
Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual
Dylano'briensexual by I’m Dylano'briensexual December 26, 2020
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Breadsexual
Breadsexual. What is it?
I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.
Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.
You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.
It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.
You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.
Or you want it to dominate you.
A little kinky, dont you think?
But I'll leave this to you.
Dont forget to treat Bread right..
Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..
Bread is soft and sometimes hard,
it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?
"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"
"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"
"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"
Breadsexual by Sencide April 5, 2022
basexual
Basexual is when you’re bisexual but you’re asexual for the same gender, you just want a cute and cuddly relationship with the same gender, you’re not sexually attracted to them, you’re only sexually attracted to the opposite gender.
Phonetically pronounced: Bay-sexual
Phonetically pronounced: Bay-sexual
Ethan is Basexual, he has a boyfriend that he likes cuddling with and occasionally kissing but that’s it. He doesn’t want to have a sexual relationship with him, but a few months ago Ethan had a girlfriend that he was DEFINITELY sexually attracted to and would have sex with her daily.
basexual by Frank Iero Simp January 5, 2021
bronsexual
Anybody who is a huge fan of Lebron James or dickriding LeBron James. They become fans of any team LeBron James plays for. These type of individuals thinks that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.
1. Brian Windhorst of ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual in the universe since he dickrides LeBron James more than Libertarians dickrides Rand Paul.
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual
bronsexual by Bearmonster96 April 14, 2015
barosexual
A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013
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