the MF GOAT. she is such a kind soul and everyone wishes they were brateil. she will never disappoint you with her charming beauty and her kind heart. if you don’t have a brateil in your life YOU NEED ONE.
brandilyn Is the hottest girl around and isn’t afraid to say no. brandilyn is really nice to everyone she meets and you are super lucky if you’re able to date her.
Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberal pussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.
See also: concentrated awesome Fun sized Irish kiss Sassy Feisty Vertically challenged whooty insatiable snarky.
Mark Wahlberg said Brandilynn's name...Your argument is invalid.
Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.