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Bradyphobia 

A stern unwillingness or inability to admit that Tom Brady is the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. Symptoms include downplaying his accomplishments, suggesting that he is a “system quarterback,” and stating that he is “washed up” despite posting excellent numbers beyond the age of 40.
Person 1: “Dude, Brady is washed up! No way he will play well in Tampa Bay. He’s a system quarterback who only won championships because of Belichick.”

Person 2: “Well he went 11-5 with 4600 yards and 40 Touchdown passes at 43 years old in his first season outside of this ‘system’ that he spent 20 years in. Sounds to me like you have Bradyphobia.”
Bradyphobia by oceanman4343 February 7, 2021

brandoodoler foodoler 

Can't wait to go home and brandoodoler foodoler.

brandrooted 

A situation where a company sabotages themselves with ill-advised posts online that insult their customer base.
"Aw, you went berserk and brandrooted your company again, didn't you?"
brandrooted by npNancy October 27, 2014

Brandoon 

A tall being. Has a great tolerance for short, talkative women with extreme tempers. Also is a wog trapped inside the body of an Australian man.
Joe to Brandon:
“Brandoon! When I was your age...”

*Joe proceeds to tell a story*
Brandoon by Sminchy March 30, 2019
A folk super hero of the modern day created and loved in Toronto. Raised in the middle of nowhere with a passion for barbecues that could rival Hank Hill, Brandoom races to the scene of any crime in order to aid his fellow citizens. Much like Batman Brandoom can be called by a signal, however unlike Batman, The Brandoom signal is a burning orphanage. Which he then must extinguish the fire of.

No matter what the problem any citizen will feel safe hearing his catchphrase "IT'S TIME TO RAIN SOME BRANDOOM DOWN UPON YOU!"
If aqua-man and other superhero's are in the urban dictionary, then Brandoom deserves a place as well!
Brandoom by IronBro November 8, 2013
A folk super hero of the modern day created and loved in Toronto. Raised in the middle of nowhere with a passion for barbecues that could rival Hank Hill, Brandoom races to the scene of any crime in order to aid his fellow citizens. Much like Batman Brandoom can be called by a signal, however unlike Batman, The Brandoom signal is a burning orphanage. Which he then must extinguish the fire of.

No matter what the problem any citizen will feel safe hearing his catchphrase "IT'S TIME TO RAIN SOME BRANDOOM DOWN UPON YOU!"
If aqua-man and other superhero's are in the urban dictionary, then Brandoom deserves a place as well!
Brandoom by IronBro November 8, 2013