A stern unwillingness or inability to admit that Tom Brady is the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. Symptoms include downplaying his accomplishments, suggesting that he is a “system quarterback,” and stating that he is “washed up” despite posting excellent numbers beyond the age of 40.
Person 1: “Dude, Brady is washed up! No way he will play well in Tampa Bay. He’s a system quarterback who only won championships because of Belichick.”
Person 2: “Well he went 11-5 with 4600 yards and 40 Touchdown passes at 43 years old in his first season outside of this ‘system’ that he spent 20 years in. Sounds to me like you have Bradyphobia.”
A folk super hero of the modern day created and loved in Toronto. Raised in the middle of nowhere with a passion for barbecues that could rival Hank Hill, Brandoom races to the scene of any crime in order to aid his fellow citizens. Much like Batman Brandoom can be called by a signal, however unlike Batman, The Brandoom signal is a burning orphanage. Which he then must extinguish the fire of.
No matter what the problem any citizen will feel safe hearing his catchphrase "IT'S TIME TO RAIN SOME BRANDOOM DOWN UPON YOU!"
A folk super hero of the modern day created and loved in Toronto. Raised in the middle of nowhere with a passion for barbecues that could rival Hank Hill, Brandoom races to the scene of any crime in order to aid his fellow citizens. Much like Batman Brandoom can be called by a signal, however unlike Batman, The Brandoom signal is a burning orphanage. Which he then must extinguish the fire of.
No matter what the problem any citizen will feel safe hearing his catchphrase "IT'S TIME TO RAIN SOME BRANDOOM DOWN UPON YOU!"