The most beautiful combination of two people's names. It fits like two lost puzzle pieces. Puzzle pieces that didn't know that they belonged with each other. A love story, filled to the brim with hints of curiosity, demise, and of course. Jealousy. Compatibility of no other. If you ask me what this reminds me of. Well, let me just say, it's like gold buried in the riches of the vast blue sea. It's like a pool of golden soil surrounded by a glamorous blue sky. Smiles from afar, passing the ball to each other in basketball, constantly crossing paths with each other. Those butterflies they get when their innocent eyes meet. Sitting in the library studying, he comes and brushes my arm. Happened 3 months ago. But feels like yesterday. Happened just 3 times but, remember it so vividly. Never in her life has she fallen in love so blindly. She hated violin class. But ever since she began to spot him there, she never missed a single class. He sits at his desk late at night. Writing her pages and pages of love letters explaining his love for her. Even after all that, never had the nerve to go up to her to hand her that letter. He always sits across from her. He will find absolutely any excuse just to talk to her.
And that's how i met ur mother kids.

Her name is Branaavi. Our first child

branaavi by matchmaker of my class 123 September 17, 2022

branana

It is a banana that is brown (and possibly neglected)

I made banana bread today and used 3 brananas

branana by Annieali May 18, 2018

jack branagan

despite being 5 feet 1 in height, this fox is a sexy beast and a killer in the sheets.

man 1: jack branagan
man 2: malder
man 1: i gorilla glued my cock so its permenantly erect
man 2: jack branagan moment lul

jack branagan by tommymald February 27, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026