Braley

She is a very complicated girl. She prides herself on her work ethic. She enjoys adventure. Usually is musically inclined. Dating her will change your world, as she has an asphyxiating love for you when she commits. She is the girl that you will never forget. She is the one that walks away and never looks back. Do not try to tie her down or give her boundaries. She will not do well. She enjoys her independence and freedom. She needs that. Very intelligent and driven.

Have you dated a Braley before? She’s eccentric.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Braley

Braley is the best ship ever between 1 very beautiful handsome girl called Haley, and one ugly person called bryana

Angelina: "Omg!! Look at this braley"
Romy: "Omg they should definitely be together"

by ExhaustedBug November 3, 2020

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Connor Braley

Meaning to be in pain; Sad; Sitting alone in your room thinking about what it could’ve been.

“yo you ok bro? you seem like your a Connor Braley right now.”

by howlerhead December 21, 2020

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Aaron Bradley

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.

Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.

by Portlethen Academy August 30, 2020

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Bradley Martyn

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.

Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights

by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

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Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

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