A law inherent in nature that states that
everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 /
DM, where
DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.
Man, I
totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's
Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.