A law inherent in
nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^
2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious
guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.
Man, I totally flunked that
test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's
fault.