bowels

lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit

medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

bowels

The propper term for "Butt Cheeks."

I open my bowels in your general direction!

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Bowels

One who has the tiniest cock who begs for pizza and fucks ogres named cierra. Mostly seen in his natural habitat, walking on the side of the road depressed and semen covered.

Hey look theres Bowels, i can smell him from here!

by BornOnaBonghit March 20, 2020

bowels-a-burning

when you try to lite a fart on fire and the flame goes staight up your asshole and tourches all hair off the poo-hole

i tried to show off by liting farts and my bowels stared burning in which i lost all hair around rectum leaving my bowels-a-burning.

by jon and bill November 29, 2002

Bowels of hell

The worst damn thing that can happen. The worst, but probably not the most worst thing.

The fact that you believe me must be that you are in the “bowels of hell” .

by Troymuse June 9, 2018

Bowels of Trogdor

The flagship roller coaster of Mount Ridesplace USA.

Of course, our flagship roller coaster would be called the "Bowels of Trogdor," which would spin you round and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow.

by SMD June 4, 2004

bowels of cereal

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004