Bouffin 

When something is overly grim, disgusting, inedible or ugly. Most often used in the past tense when referring to a bad experience.

That cheeseburger was fucking bouffin man.

Bouffin by Rabster December 14, 2013

Bouffin 

The word "Bouffin" is commonly used to describe an attractive female who appeals to a wide audience of males.
(Popularised by the Cargo-Connoisseur "drew2wavy")

"rahhhh, she's a leng bouffin ahlie?"

Bouffin by meridianresident January 16, 2022

Boston Bouffant

(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).

Skyler went muff diving, and came out with a Boston Bouffant! What a loser!

Boston Bouffant by Scoopalone June 4, 2014

Bluffin with my muffin 

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

Bluffin with my muffin by Eddy January 21, 2009

muffin buffing 

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"

joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

muffin buffing by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017

Bluffin' 

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying

Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none

Bluffin' by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top 

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.

Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.

Bluffin Top by swapps October 30, 2010