Jonathan:"Man can you pick me up? Otherwise i'll have to go bottle to the throttle"
Adam: "yeah Sit tight, i'll be there in ten"
Jonathan: "lect mate, see you soon"
A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.
"That dude is realshitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).