Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 26, 2010

Jack Wagon

Lame, whiney, pathetic, take it in the ass sissypunk looking for a pity party.

Quit crying and grow a pair, you little jack wagon!

by Agent472007 July 15, 2010

Full Throttle Douche Bottle

A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.

"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."

by Agent472007 July 26, 2010