Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle
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Get the Bottle Dick mug.A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Get the battle dicks mug.Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.
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