Bosunitis

A seafarer in the Deck Department of a Ship that either:

1 . Wants the Bosun's job.
2. Undermines and badmouths the Bosun to get the Bosun's job.
3. Always wants the Bosun's job.
4. Always writes 'Bosun' on his coveralls, hard hat and portable radio.
5. Accepts only jobs as Bosun

Bosunitis is common in the Australian Merchant Navy.
3.

He wants to be the Bosun on every ship he joins.. he has a bad case of Bosunitis.

by *Big Daddy* March 15, 2024

Bösitismus

Die ausrottung aller bösig-artigen Menschen fand im 21. Jahrhundert statt.
Bösigers sind hässliche dicke viecher, die keinen respekt gegenüber andern haben und das Leben andere mit Menschen schlimmer machen so das sie ihn umbringen wollen. Bei jedem Schritt gibt es ein kleines erdbeben auf der anderen seite der Welt. Die Bösis haben dich im Adlerauge also ACHTUNG!
Darum gibt es Bösitismus: das ausroten von Bösis

Bösitismus unser:

Bösi unser im Fett,
geheiligt werde dein Bauch.
Deine Mutter,
deinen Fetten Arsch
wie im himmel so in ihrem Bauch.
Unser täglichen zusammenschiss gib und heute,
Und vergib uns nicht unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir sie nicht vergeben.
Und verführe uns nicht in deine häslichkeit,
sonder erlöse und von deiner Stimme.
Den dein ist das Fett und das Gewicht,
in Herrlichkeit und Ewigkeit

AMEN

by DICKIPIKI September 15, 2022

Bonitis

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

boganitis

A term used to describe a normally civilized person. These infected with boganitis may find themselves using trends that bogans use. Such examples include:

1. Enhanced swear word vocabulary.
2. Develops a fondness for canned alcohol/beer.
3. Doesn't see the point in shaving anymore.
4. Will wear singlets (typically blue or white) to any occaison.

John told me to "fuckin' hand me another VB, ya lazy fuck!". That's what I heard of it, I couldn't hear him properly through his beard. I think he has boganitis.

by bolshoi May 28, 2007

Bonitis

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

bostonitis

Being overly fearful of terrorism. Refers to when boxes with flashing lights advertising the Mooninites cartoon were placed around Boston, MA and emergency services reacted to the tune of nearly $1,000,000

News headline: Malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of Bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a Ramadan gift for anthrax powder

by Cloudchaser Shaconage (shah-con-ah-jey) January 3, 2009

Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004