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to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.
ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008
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Chronic Bongitis 

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.
"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1
Chronic Bongitis by theJR April 22, 2010
A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS
HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!
BONGITIS by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018
A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.
Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.
Bongitis by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026