Bonitis 

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

Bonitis 

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

Bonitis by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

Bonitis 

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

Bonitis by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004

Di Bonitis 

Di Bonitis happens when one finds himself a social drain on those around them. They have highly boring tendencies and their social skills relapse to our primitive primatial ancestors. They have extreme allergic reactions to what one would consider FUN. It is often said that they can be seen sat lonely in their room like a grizzly bear in hibernation.

Oh, he used to be so fun, he must have caught Di Bonitis.

Wevens I think you have come down with a case of Di Bonitis

Di Bonitis by osh123_123 January 17, 2023

Boneitis

A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.

“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”

Boneitis by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Bösitismus 

Die ausrottung aller bösig-artigen Menschen fand im 21. Jahrhundert statt.
Bösigers sind hässliche dicke viecher, die keinen respekt gegenüber andern haben und das Leben andere mit Menschen schlimmer machen so das sie ihn umbringen wollen. Bei jedem Schritt gibt es ein kleines erdbeben auf der anderen seite der Welt. Die Bösis haben dich im Adlerauge also ACHTUNG!
Darum gibt es Bösitismus: das ausroten von Bösis

Bösitismus unser:

Bösi unser im Fett,
geheiligt werde dein Bauch.
Deine Mutter,
deinen Fetten Arsch
wie im himmel so in ihrem Bauch.
Unser täglichen zusammenschiss gib und heute,
Und vergib uns nicht unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir sie nicht vergeben.
Und verführe uns nicht in deine häslichkeit,
sonder erlöse und von deiner Stimme.
Den dein ist das Fett und das Gewicht,
in Herrlichkeit und Ewigkeit

AMEN

Bösitismus by DICKIPIKI September 15, 2022

bontis 

boring, lame, uninteresting

this class is so bontis.

bontis by bandgeek2225 February 13, 2020