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bostonitis 

Being overly fearful of terrorism. Refers to when boxes with flashing lights advertising the Mooninites cartoon were placed around Boston, MA and emergency services reacted to the tune of nearly $1,000,000
News headline: Malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of Bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a Ramadan gift for anthrax powder
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bottomitis 

a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.
Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work
Jim: Let's get drunk!
Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)
Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!
bottomitis by Rich Clinton July 4, 2009

bostonites 

The plural term for any and all citizens of the Massachusetts capitol, Boston. Known as strange folk who cannot seem to figure out how to pronounce their R's, they can be easily spotted in Red Sox, Celtics, and Patriots jerseys.
"Those Bostonites can't drive to save their lives!"
bostonites by I heart Boston August 19, 2011

Bosunitis 

A seafarer in the Deck Department of a Ship that either:

1 . Wants the Bosun's job.
2. Undermines and badmouths the Bosun to get the Bosun's job.
3. Always wants the Bosun's job.
4. Always writes 'Bosun' on his coveralls, hard hat and portable radio.
5. Accepts only jobs as Bosun

Bosunitis is common in the Australian Merchant Navy.
3.
He wants to be the Bosun on every ship he joins.. he has a bad case of Bosunitis.
Bosunitis by *Big Daddy* March 15, 2024

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026