bostonitis 

Being overly fearful of terrorism. Refers to when boxes with flashing lights advertising the Mooninites cartoon were placed around Boston, MA and emergency services reacted to the tune of nearly $1,000,000

News headline: Malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of Bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a Ramadan gift for anthrax powder

bostonitis by Cloudchaser Shaconage (shah-con-ah-jey) January 3, 2009

bottomitis 

a condition in which a person can't stop drinking alcohol. The only known cure for this condition is reaching the bottom of one's alcoholic beverage container.

Joe: Damn. I had a crappy day at work
Jim: Let's get drunk!
Joe: Sounds like a plan!

(2 hours later)

Joe: (Finishes entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and has to be transported to the ER to get his stomach pumped.)
Jim: Damn Joe! You got a fierce case of bottomitis!!!

bottomitis by Rich Clinton July 4, 2009

bostonites 

The plural term for any and all citizens of the Massachusetts capitol, Boston. Known as strange folk who cannot seem to figure out how to pronounce their R's, they can be easily spotted in Red Sox, Celtics, and Patriots jerseys.

"Those Bostonites can't drive to save their lives!"

bostonites by I heart Boston August 19, 2011

Bosunitis 

A seafarer in the Deck Department of a Ship that either:

1 . Wants the Bosun's job.
2. Undermines and badmouths the Bosun to get the Bosun's job.
3. Always wants the Bosun's job.
4. Always writes 'Bosun' on his coveralls, hard hat and portable radio.
5. Accepts only jobs as Bosun

Bosunitis is common in the Australian Merchant Navy.
3.

He wants to be the Bosun on every ship he joins.. he has a bad case of Bosunitis.

Bosunitis by *Big Daddy* March 15, 2024