Borken/borked 

To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"

1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!

Borken/borked by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 13, 2005

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

borked by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive 

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive by LolDankFam September 9, 2016

borked

To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.

guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.

borked by Dj pancake August 28, 2010

borked

Something is "borked" when it doesn't work correctly or misbehaves, generally due to negligence by the person(s) that are responsible for it.

Etymology: Combine one part "broken" and one part Swedish Chef and you get "borked."

This website is borked.
That mechanic borked your car.

borked by gfm November 18, 2004

¿Borked'd'veing'ers? 

The true word of God. The act of commiting group suicide while simultaneously masturbating to dog memes.

Yesterday I witnessed some people using the ¿borked'd'veing'ers? technique in the schoolyard.

¿Borked'd'veing'ers? by Doodlecock March 31, 2017

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

borked by intelligentsia September 5, 2006