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Boringasm 

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.
Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
Boringasm by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009
A bottom's hands-free orgasm, achieved during gay anal sex with an intensely pleasurable sexual climax from both the sensation of having his boyhole repeatedly penetrated by a male dom top's cock and also from the exciting feeling of submission.
Noun: He told me exactly what the moment of boigasm feels like and teasingly sent me a hot video compilation of the face boys make when you give them their first, which left me aching for cock and feeling emptier than ever as my fingers absentmindedly played with my boyhole that night.

Verb: Daddy pressed a finger to my lips and told me not to make a sound as he laid me on my back, raised my hips over my head, and then pounded my impossibly tight boipussy until his throbbing cock made me involuntarily squeal and boigasm cutely into my own open mouth.

boregasm 

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
boregasm by Caitlin+Courtney March 5, 2008
Word of the Day on January 26, 2011
Wide hipped cuban male with an ass like Vida.
Damn, that bitch got a bringas ass.
bringas by 962 AMU October 27, 2007

bowiegasm 

An orgasm achieved while looking at, listening to, smelling, touching, or tasting David Bowie.
Whenever I watch "The Man Who Fell to Earth" I have multiple Bowiegasms.
bowiegasm by mabelmundane March 27, 2004

Braingasm 

When you find out some unknown piece of information, and you feel a rush of Intellectual glee. Related to intellectual masturbation, and Brain Jizzing
When Brian read the theory on equilibrium, he had a Braingasm

Boredgasm 

So bored that you start doing/ lots of random stupid things.
billy: ahhhhhhh yooooo bababaababa
joe: Whats your problem?
billy: sorry just had a boredgasm man.
Boredgasm by ahhhfxckit May 13, 2009
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