"I know it's kinda bordertown, but the rent's really cheap."
"It doesn't look good. In fact, it looks really bordertown."
"It doesn't look good. In fact, it looks really bordertown."
by Meranimer March 12, 2009
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So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.
by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023
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A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.
The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.
Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.
It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.
The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.
Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.
It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.
20 years later
Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.
20 years later
Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010
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trash school full of kids who think vaping and drinking is cool.
its a tradition to go to Mama Maria's on half days for lunch.
if you ever want to move, don't go to boyertown.
also has a very high suicide rate.
trash school full of kids who think vaping and drinking is cool.
its a tradition to go to Mama Maria's on half days for lunch.
if you ever want to move, don't go to boyertown.
also has a very high suicide rate.
by yoitsharrystyles9293 September 16, 2018
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black kid-"Hahaha that white kid thinks he's black!"
other black kid-"Yea i bet he lives in boyertown!"
other black kid-"Yea i bet he lives in boyertown!"
by cntTOPths May 24, 2007
Get the boyertown mug.One of the most retard football teams in Junior High and Senior High School football. The coaches are completely incompetent, though they think they are good. The team consist of a homosexuell ape, a troll, ,some bilo and kids who take it it to seriously, like miss time to spend with their kid to play. The coaches are the worst of it, they have no idea of what they are fucking doing. They mostly get their plays of of madden. They have no lives what so ever. They make you want to hate football. They think they can win pac 10 championships and when they don't they get pissed at the players for their sucky coaching . One of the kids on the team is fucking one of the coach's wife behind his back
guy1: hey, don't you go to boyertown?
guy2: ya
guy1: do you play Boyertown football?
guy2: hell no. the coaches suck, the only reason why I am on the team is so I can fuck my coaches wife
guy2: ya
guy1: do you play Boyertown football?
guy2: hell no. the coaches suck, the only reason why I am on the team is so I can fuck my coaches wife
by NaziWarMachine June 17, 2010
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