Booncer

Someone with tight abs, Usually a short fit woman in her 40s that beats someone up sexually using a "bouncing on foot" technique called a "boonce." These freakish people feed off of human shame and hardcore techno bass.

"Dude what happened!?"
"I got assraped by a booncer chick!"

by Posion Puprle July 5, 2008

Booncer

(Adj.) ?>= BøøNCEr *LATIN* ?>= Booncer *ENGLISH*
The act of taking your fist and forcing it tightly into the bunghole of a rombledor

"Umm, I just got rombledored by a booncer"
"Tell me about it, that happened to me yesturday"
"COME HERE LITTLE CHILDEN AND LET ME BOONCE YOUR BUNGHOLES"
"OH SHIT RUN"
"AHHH FAGGOT BOONCER"
"DONT TOUCH MY BUNGHOLE"

by Booncemybunghole July 5, 2008

Bouncer Fat

A man who is tall and fat but thinks he is muscular. You would need a chainsaw to cut the fat down on this pig.

Yo mugs don't sweat that dude he is not tough, he is bouncer fat. One shot to the neck and he will drop like bird shit.

by bt3101 July 10, 2010

border bouncers

any agency, federal, state, or local, protecting the u.s. border from illegal immigrants. department of immigration, I.N.S. border patrol

i'm sick of seeing all these fuckin mexicans lurking around home depot... the border bouncers need to step it up.

by Charlie Badass March 3, 2011

jaw bouncer

Juicy as hell chewing gum.

"Give us a jaw bouncer, my breath is hot as hell."

by Golden finger King/money king April 21, 2014

Daddy Bouncer

like a homie hopper but with peoples father figures

Angus, Jacob, Jai, Sebb (with two bs) and Lachlan
“angus is such a daddy bouncer, he’s practically closeted”

by uhmohno April 13, 2022

bouncer

A bouncer is the first face you see when entering a bar, pub, or night club, and how they treat you often sets the mood for the night. they make sure everyone who enters the establishment is of legal drinking age, not overly intoxicated, dressed according the the bars dresscode, not carying any weapons or drugs. They tend to be large and muscular. their job is to make sure that the bar is safe for the customers and bar staff alike. the bouncers duties inside the bar are to eject overly drunk people and trouble makers, and to prevent and break up fights, make sure people pay for their drinks. If you treat a bouncer with respect, most will act in kind. If you act like an asshole, chances are you will wake up in an ally in a pool of your own blood with serious head trauma.

"I called the bouncer a pussy, that was the last time I saw out of my right eye"
"I gave the bouncer at the door a fifty and he let me and my friends in right away, without cover charge too!"
"that bouncer saved my ass from getting jumped, I'm gonna buy him some drinks for after he gets off work"

by BurnabyDan December 28, 2005