Boom-Splat
Jason was looking for a great way to sandbag his budget so he came up with the Boom-Splat sales theory.
Boom-Splat by boom-splat rookie December 24, 2011
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click boom splat thump
A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.
Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!
click boom splat thump by domkeboy November 25, 2010
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Boomsflation
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Boomsplaining
When you're forced to explain something to a baby boomer that is considered common knowledge to both millenials and zoomers
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Boomsflation
I was thinking about paring back my investment portfolio, but all of my Wall Street buddies are telling me that we’re headed toward a period of Boomsflation.
Boomsflation by BKEconomics March 3, 2022
Boomsplain
To mansplain something except not from a man, but from someone born from 1946-1964, otherwise known as Boomer.
My boomer friend had to boomsplain what *Hot Potato* was to me the other day. He said, "The game Hot Potato is a classic game from many of us older guys' youth....
....The rules for Hot Potato are 'Gather a group of 3 or more people. One person will sit out and play music on their phone or a radio for as long as they want while everyone in the group passes a potato around the circle. Whoever is holding the potato when the music stops loses the round. Keep playing until one winner remains!'"
....The rules for Hot Potato are 'Gather a group of 3 or more people. One person will sit out and play music on their phone or a radio for as long as they want while everyone in the group passes a potato around the circle. Whoever is holding the potato when the music stops loses the round. Keep playing until one winner remains!'"
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