boolshit
"this is boolshit"
boolshit by itchyscrot April 3, 2003
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boolshit • Boolshitteiro • mudda boolshit • Bowlshit • booshit • boomshit • bollshit • Bolshitsattva • Boobshit • bowlshittin
Boolshit
Boolshit by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022
mudda boolshit
Invented by Joe of Just Kidding News the King of Joemalia, Mudda Boolshit is either Super Cool or Super Whack. It's all in the context baby! A way to describe pretty much mudda anything and everything.
mudda boolshit by Noah Cizzle March 9, 2016
Bolshitsattva
Noun: A person who is enlightened in the art of bullshitting. It is distinguished from low level bullshitters who simply repeat their bullshits daily.
Telemarketer (low level bullshitter): Hi sir would you be interested in buying our product? You need the product to be good looking, to be famous, to be rich, to enjoy life, to survive, and all the good things the world has to offer. It's free for the first 30 days....(bla bla bla)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
Bolshitsattva by RandomDude101 April 24, 2014
bollshit
combined from Uwe Boll, worst movie producer/director this planet has ever seen (Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead), and "bullshit"
(1) term to describe the end product of a Boll production
(2) rating for a movie or scene that was just as good as if it was made by Boll himself
(1) term to describe the end product of a Boll production
(2) rating for a movie or scene that was just as good as if it was made by Boll himself
(1) "Dude, did you hear who's gonna direct the adaptation of 'Dungeon Siege'?"
"Yes, and it will end up being the same bollshit as usual"
(2) "Hey, what did you think of that one scene in Battlefield Earth when Travo.."
"Oh for gods sake, dont talk to me about that bollshit!"
"Yes, and it will end up being the same bollshit as usual"
(2) "Hey, what did you think of that one scene in Battlefield Earth when Travo.."
"Oh for gods sake, dont talk to me about that bollshit!"
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