Band Geek: NO! You're not in band! We all have low self-esteem and are not very attractive, so we must exclude everyone to feel important and hot. So sorry...We rule, by the way. 'Cause we're in band. Yeah.
-n. In this process, the unsuspecting student's backpack, or bookbag (whichever you want to call it) is taken away from his or her sight, turned inside out, and zipped up again with all the original items inside.