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A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.

When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.

bonobos by Adel7 January 1, 2008

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Bonobos

Weird in a very strange way.

That man is very bonobos.

Bonobos by Bokush July 4, 2021

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Bacchanal Bonobos

A group of 6 dumbasses localized on a island of pirates, Laughtale
The group is made up of Mostly a group of Stampfli cousins and 1 American and a Christian

The Bacchanal Bonobos are going on it again and breaking the fabric of reality man

Bacchanal Bonobos by Smug Russian Weeb October 13, 2022

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Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo

Boosted Bonobo by M8Damon October 13, 2016

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Sticky bonobo

A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm

Imma beat my meat till I have a sticky bonobo

Sticky bonobo by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019

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Bonobo

Special type of monkeys who live in Boosted Lands,and are related to Twitch streamer Nightblue3.They are usualy really toxic and highly boosted.

You boosted Bonobo.
Rabia,dinner is ready.

Bonobo by GolemCaptain January 4, 2017

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bonobornography

porn featuring the bonobo breed of chimpanzee.

guy1: "dude, why didn't you tell me that video you sent me was NSFW?!"

guy2: "sorry bro, i thought you knew what bonobornography was."

bonobornography by jasmineSD91 November 1, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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