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Pope bonnets 

Wow! That woman has big pope bonnets!
Pope bonnets by Pot lid October 17, 2017

meat bonnet 

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.
last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.
meat bonnet by shades1 March 4, 2011

butt bonnet 

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.
My dearest, you have once again proven yourself to be an A-1 butt bonnet!
butt bonnet by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019

Douche Bonnet 

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.
eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
Douche Bonnet by Berus November 14, 2011

taint bonnet 

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
taint bonnet by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

Sean Bonnette 

Certified Special Boi who is lead singer and guitar player of the band AJJ (previously named Andrew Jackson Jihad). He's from Phoenix Arizona and is adorable. He also inevented the Salad Glove and sells his art on his etsy.
Person 1: Who's your favorite singer
Person 2: Sean Bonnette of course! He's so talented and amazing
Sean Bonnette by Kurakat123 February 5, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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