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Pope bonnets 

Wow! That woman has big pope bonnets!
Pope bonnets by Pot lid October 17, 2017

meat bonnet 

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.
last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.
meat bonnet by shades1 March 4, 2011

butt bonnet 

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.
My dearest, you have once again proven yourself to be an A-1 butt bonnet!
butt bonnet by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019

Douche Bonnet 

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.
eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
Douche Bonnet by Berus November 14, 2011

taint bonnet 

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.
--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.
taint bonnet by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

Sean Bonnette 

Certified Special Boi who is lead singer and guitar player of the band AJJ (previously named Andrew Jackson Jihad). He's from Phoenix Arizona and is adorable. He also inevented the Salad Glove and sells his art on his etsy.
Person 1: Who's your favorite singer
Person 2: Sean Bonnette of course! He's so talented and amazing
Sean Bonnette by Kurakat123 February 5, 2017