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A gentleman's secret part in a state of some arousal.

By Jove, she could be Helen of Troy! She could enjoy the expert favours of my inserting my bonkon into her bearded clam any day of the week, sirrah!

bonkon by The Squire July 24, 2003

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Bonkon

Bonkon is gullible because he's been in the fire department for months and will never get a S&R position.

Bonkon is an idiot.

Bonkon by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

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Bonkowski

Bonkowski is a last name of polish origin & is a rare polish surname.

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' Rivka Bonkowski.

'Is Rivka Bonkowski Polish?'

'Yes she is rare & unique'

Bonkowski by polishdoll February 22, 2022

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Bonko'd

To be caught doing something wrong or illegal by an authority figure

"Guys, we have to leave now or we'll be bonko'd !!"

Bonko'd by Dindillinder August 28, 2016

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oinking and bonking

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

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bonbon syndrome

Once a young woman snares a man by getting pregnant and becomes addicted to watching soap operas and eating bonbons all day.

God that pig is getting fat. She must have the bonbon syndrome.

bonbon syndrome by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

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Bonyon

It’s another word for weed, cannabis, marijuana etc.

Bro I could kill for some bonyon right now.

Bonyon by Dr. Mug August 5, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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