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Molesterol 

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
Molesterol by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014

Bolsterous 

A descriptive word for something that is large or larger than usual in size.
Cayden’s arms were looking bolsterous today.
Bolsterous by Magnum Stud May 17, 2022

Bolsterous 

A descriptive term used when an object is large or larger than usual in size.
Cayden’s arms are looking rather bolsterous today.
Bolsterous by Magnum Stud May 18, 2022

colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.
The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.
colesterol queen by Styxlover July 17, 2016

boelsterli 

to hate on someone/something for no particular reason behind it.
your music taste is shit
why?
I dont know

why you gotta boelsterli, man?
boelsterli by gangbangacat March 21, 2019

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026