Bonershrinker

An person, place, or thing, that is so repulsive and unattractive, that it results in an immediate and complete loss of a boner upon visual perception. In extreme cases it is impossible to get quality wood ever again in the victims future.

KayLeigh is an extreme Bonershrinker.

Dude, don't look at that damn Bonershrinker, or your space needle will become a space noodle.

Bonershrinker by Somewhiteguy1994 April 25, 2009

Bonershrinker

An ugly/fugly female who looks so bad that if you look at her your boner will go away.

If you look up the word bonershrinker in the dictionary you will see a picture of Hilary Clinton

Bonershrinker by Seymour Heine November 2, 2008

Boner Shrinker 

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.

Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."

Boner Shrinker by skidale November 2, 2008

Boner shrinker 

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:

FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"

Boner shrinker by ChiGal November 2, 2008

Boner Shrinker 

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

Boner Shrinker by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

boner shrinker 

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

boner shrinker by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

boner shrinker 

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

boner shrinker by oslodude November 4, 2008