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Bonerism 

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)
Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."
Bonerism by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

bonerism 

Jessica Baxter
JB is a boner
bonerism by ... February 28, 2003

bonerism 

she is a boner
bonerism by boner June 14, 2004

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.
Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013
An extended period of penile erection brought about as a result of eating BBQ from the American restaurant chain "Smokey Bones"
That's pulled pork at Smokey Bones gave me a Boneism that lasted more than 4 hours. Should I call my Doctor?
Boneism by Boneism October 19, 2017
Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.
Bonerise
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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