benerism

word invented by me and a few friends for when you freak out, hit things, hit people etc, for the slightest thing that makes you mad.
the actual person who does this is a boy in my year called BEN MCGHEE(haha).
kinda fat, bad tempered, ginger hair(we think it's a cat)

person: *writes 'ben' on a blackboard*
ben: *freaks* ARGG! waddles to board, frantically scrubs it, then chases the person round the room, hitting and shouting insults at them.

benerism by Acid Burn July 28, 2004

benerism

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!

me: I dont like the colour orange
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!

benerism by Zero July 30, 2004

benerism

Taken from a teenage redhead with anger management problems named Ben. A benerism is to lose your temper with someone for something very small, usually in a violent way that involves hitting or kicking a person or takng your rage out on an inanimate object. Whilst taking a benerism the person usually mutters incoherently.

"We wrote your name on a piece of paper and stuck it on the wall. Look!"
At this point the person would first punch the offending person, then rip the piece of paper off the wall, all the while muttering under his breath.

benerism by cerridwen July 28, 2004

Beerism 

When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.

“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”

Beerism by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017

Hard Bonerism 

a man whos motto is: If she has fluff on the muff she is old enough.

Will is a hard bonerism.

Hard Bonerism by The Fuzzy Nut January 17, 2013

bonerism 

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

bonerism by Jameson February 6, 2005

Bonerism 

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

Bonerism by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006