girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm
by hg520 September 27, 2019
Get the Boner alarmmug. false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
by asssburgers February 19, 2011
Get the false alarm bonermug.