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Boner alarm
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when a
guy
wakes you up in the
morning
by
pushing
his boner against your back
girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john
woke
me up at 6am
today
with a boner
alarm
Boner alarm
by
hg520
September 27, 2019
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