Boner Pee

BONER PEE- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid A:Pissing on the toilet seat or B: To Avoid pissing in your own face

This morning I had to take a mean Boner Pee

by Stanky541 November 19, 2010

pee boner

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Pee Boner

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.

Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner

by paytontylerjordan October 27, 2019

pee pee boner

when you get a boner aND GET SCARED and pee pee everywhere

Shit dude, I was fucking this bitch last night and i got a pee pee boner.

by tiddies420 July 4, 2017

Baguette boner peek

When you wide peek long in a straight line.

Me and the bois peeking long bouta give sum ct's a baguette boner peek

by CallMeSAMURAI March 6, 2021

peek-a-boner

The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.

*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.

by James Robert December 14, 2016

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006