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The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.
You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.
by slonob February 01, 2004
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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An erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

Also see Peerection
"Wow I had the largest peeboner before I went and took a piss just now."
by metalheadsunite December 30, 2005
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When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.
Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner
by paytontylerjordan October 27, 2019
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