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clown boner 

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants
Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"
clown boner by narbles February 25, 2011

Oliver and the Boner Clowns 

a group of people on an acid trip in a forest
Mate its so fun to be doing the whole Oliver and the boner clowns, Why is it called Oliver?

because Oliver is an anagram for Lover and im loving this acid

Bone Clown

Absolute value of a clown, in it's purest form. Someone who likes to spum in the food. Every friend group has their bone clown.
You spummed in the jam! You God damn bone clown!

What are you doing walking around looking like a damn bone clown
Bone Clown by Fugmaass December 20, 2019

Boner clone 

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.

Clown Boxer 

Another term for masturbation or pud handler.
He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!
Clown Boxer by Gus12#$ May 3, 2007

cloner boner 

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources
I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner
cloner boner by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013