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Boner Boxers

Boxers that hide a minor to a massive boner, Typically boxer-briefs, Used when you know hot girls will be around
Person A: Damn That lady looks swell
Person B: I know! good thing I got my Boner Boxers on
Boner Boxers by Bonerboxerman July 20, 2010
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Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast 

Often known as a B.B.B.B. or B4, it's the act of sending a close-up picture of a penis outline, visible through a pair of boxer briefs. The B.B.B.B. is most often sent via a social networking site.
Did you hear about the Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast from Congressman Andrew Weiner? He assumed that ladies wanted to see his penis outline through his boxer briefs. This is one B4 he will surely regret.
Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast by Thants November 28, 2011

Boxer toss 

The art of breaking up a fight or protest with the shock and awe of a tossed pair of boxers landing in the vicinity of the participants.
Tony and Gino were about to fight, but that boxer toss that landed on them really confused them and killed their aggression towards each other.
Boxer toss by Fhammer August 30, 2019

The power of boners 

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
The power of boners by LemonySnickets December 19, 2018

Brown Boxer 

This is what you call a fart that usually ends up causing you to change out your underwear.
Adam: "Hey Josh, that fart sounded so loud just now. That is not appropriate for work"

Josh: "Not only is it not appropriate, I think it was a Brown Boxer too....I gotta go!"
Brown Boxer by Cheezedadadada November 6, 2010

boxer poof 

Boxer poof occurs when your pants are ridding low thus forcing you to pull them up which results in you pulling up your boxers as well. After several repeats, you end up with a poof from your boxers.
That thug's got boxer poof.
boxer poof by ultcraka January 23, 2011

Instagram Boxer 

A Fighter who has the common tendency to post his/her training in a loud, braggadocio fashion in an attempt to self-boost their own ego and cultivate some clout for his/herself. They are too worried about how they look on Insta rather than in the actual Ring and instead of keeping their head down and working hard, allowing their performance to do the talking in the ring (like most Boxers), they prefer to talk the talk but not walk the walk, only to get demolished inside the ring.
Person 1: "Yo you know EJ? He's such an Instagram Boxer."
Person 2: "I know right! Always posts his 'hard work' on his story but got his ass handed out to him by Xavier last Saturday ."
Person 1: "The ring don't lie, my friend, the ring don't lie."
Instagram Boxer by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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