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bonermeal 

Person #1: Hey bro, got any bonermeal I can borrow?
Person #2: Uh, what is this "bonermeal' u speak of?
Person #1: Dude, is this the first time you've played Minecraft?
Person #2: Yeah, actually...
Person #1: Simply put, it's what the Minecraft community calls bonemeal!
Person #2: Oh.. I get it? Yeah, I got some to give you...
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bonerhead 

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.
bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

Bonemetal 

Genre of metal music with strong sexual themes. Bonemetal performers will engage in live sex acts with the audience or paid performers whilst singing and playing instruments.
Bonemetal is noted for heavy bass riffs, multiple guitars with synchronising harmonies, repetition of the word 'fuck', and inclusion of orgasm in the song's lyrics.
Bonemetal originated in Sweden in the late 1980s.

Also the name of a Canadian band in the same genre.
Some good bonemetal bands are Bonemetal, Guns That Won The West, Spanktown, and Full Metal Jacket.

The songs 'Hardcore and Begging for More' and 'A Message to the Masses' by Full Metal Jacket are good examples of bonemetal songs.
Bonemetal by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016

BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall
Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling

Bonerrealization 

bon·er·re·al·i·za·tion   
boh-ner-ree-uh-luh-zey-shuhn

1. a man who has become conscious of the fact he has a boner.

2. a woman realizing the guy next to her has a boner.
When she stepped into the jacuzzi I had a bonerrealization.

bonerballsanus 

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.
Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus
bonerballsanus by TheMussel December 9, 2007

bonerballs

When the most annoying person you know has a problem or is kind of pissed off he doesn't just say "oh fuck!". He says "bonerballs!".
Patrick Shanahan: "Can you give me a ride home? I locked my keys in my car with the engine running"

Me: "Oh sorry, I have this thing to do"

Patrick Shanahan: "Bonerballs! I'm fucked!"
bonerballs by chipfsandsfalfsa January 7, 2016