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bonermeal 

Person #1: Hey bro, got any bonermeal I can borrow?
Person #2: Uh, what is this "bonermeal' u speak of?
Person #1: Dude, is this the first time you've played Minecraft?
Person #2: Yeah, actually...
Person #1: Simply put, it's what the Minecraft community calls bonemeal!
Person #2: Oh.. I get it? Yeah, I got some to give you...
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bonerhead 

stupid person; person of low intelligence
Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.
bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

Bonemetal 

Genre of metal music with strong sexual themes. Bonemetal performers will engage in live sex acts with the audience or paid performers whilst singing and playing instruments.
Bonemetal is noted for heavy bass riffs, multiple guitars with synchronising harmonies, repetition of the word 'fuck', and inclusion of orgasm in the song's lyrics.
Bonemetal originated in Sweden in the late 1980s.

Also the name of a Canadian band in the same genre.
Some good bonemetal bands are Bonemetal, Guns That Won The West, Spanktown, and Full Metal Jacket.

The songs 'Hardcore and Begging for More' and 'A Message to the Masses' by Full Metal Jacket are good examples of bonemetal songs.
Bonemetal by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016

BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall
Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling
BonerStalling by Joseph BonerStalin January 21, 2010

Bonerrealization 

bon·er·re·al·i·za·tion   
boh-ner-ree-uh-luh-zey-shuhn

1. a man who has become conscious of the fact he has a boner.

2. a woman realizing the guy next to her has a boner.
When she stepped into the jacuzzi I had a bonerrealization.

bonerballsanus 

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.
Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus
bonerballsanus by TheMussel December 9, 2007

bonerballs

When the most annoying person you know has a problem or is kind of pissed off he doesn't just say "oh fuck!". He says "bonerballs!".
Patrick Shanahan: "Can you give me a ride home? I locked my keys in my car with the engine running"

Me: "Oh sorry, I have this thing to do"

Patrick Shanahan: "Bonerballs! I'm fucked!"
bonerballs by chipfsandsfalfsa January 7, 2016
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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