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Boned Smile 

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).
"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."
Boned Smile by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009
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smile bones

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.
smile bones by BardleyMcBeard June 8, 2018

Smile boner 

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.
I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?
Smile boner by Stickart95 May 2, 2018

smile bone 

Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.
Wow, I'd like to sink my smile bone into her cake!
smile bone by IntellectualFucker November 13, 2016

smile bones

The bones/muscles you use when you smile or suck dick
I broke my girls smile bones when she sucked my dick
smile bones by DingDongDylan May 23, 2018

silence bone 

Performing a sexual act in return for someone's vow of secrecy
"My swinging coworker knows what kind of freaky shit I'm into, so I'mma throw her a silence bone so she will keep it on the down low".
silence bone by arabiannightsdancer February 27, 2018

bonersmile 

1.smile given when checking out a girl
2.face u get when u say hi to someone u get like
1."dude i seen u checking her out ,u got a big-ass bonersmile"
2."i think she likes me,she gave me a mean-old bonersmile"
bonersmile by ssjcarlos1 March 18, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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