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Bone phone 

A secret phone, typically a cheap prepaid one, used in a clandestine manner away from one's SO for the sole purpose of arranging booty calls from someone other than the SO. The purpose of the bone phone is to avoid detection from the SO looking at your phone bill.
Dave: Is that Lloyd's new phone? What a loser -- why didn't he get an iPhone instead of that cheap piece of shit?

Robert: He has an iPhone...that's just his bone phone. I think he's talking to your mom
Bone phone by Dick Z. Normuss July 2, 2009
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Bone phone 

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.
Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!
Bone phone by Bummybumkin December 23, 2016

Bone Phone 

When someone has your cock near their mouth you call it your "Bone Phone" and they are answering it for you.
While your down their can you answer my Bone Phone, it's calling.
Bone Phone by CableBob October 22, 2008

Skin Tone Bone Phone 

EVP INPUT/OUTPUT RANGE 26 HZ MORE OR LESS TO 0 HZ
My skin tone bone phone where my bodily hairs pick up zenharmonic vibrations is me and resides at about 26 hz and below. Some times in the past; I’ve felt abused at this range of hearing and output vibrations so maybe just yah knows leave me alone with my peepholes ;)

“”ALSO WE NEED TO SCHEDULE NEUROLEPTICS LIKE THEY ARE HEROIN, BONE PHONE SKINTONE LEAVE ME THE F ALONE” - Ma Rappa

bone a phone 

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.
Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.
bone a phone by hnoss April 6, 2017

phone bone 

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.
phone bone by Deez August 16, 2003

Phone Bone 

Having sexual relations of some kind over the telephone. Phone sex.
"Hey Paul, when was the last time we had phone bone? You've been gone for so long.
Phone Bone by Val Hurts December 22, 2008
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