Bompaskar 

A non-swear-word-swear-word used in front of parents and those that are easily offended.

"Go clean your room"
"BOMPASKAR."

Bompaskar by girl with the hairy chest February 3, 2013

bombastard 

Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing

Bastard: (Slang) A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

Those defs are from the dictionary, now combine them and you have a bombastard.

If you want to see an example, go to any law school and listen for someone in the lounge/ library/ class that is throwing random latin phrases, improperly, into his/her speech. A bombastard is quick to point out any percieved flaw in anyone else's ideas, and believes him/herself to be perfect. Argues with professor, claiming the professor's interpretation of the article, which THAT PROFESSOR wrote, is wrong. Arrogant, annoying, wastes time pontificating.

jim is such a bombastard, he annoys the fook out of me

bombastard by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

BombaShart 

When you simultaneously shit and sneeze yourself.

“Gee Christoph, I took the absolute worst BombaShart! It was mad cheeks bruv.”

BombaShart by CarterBBBB December 1, 2023

BombaShart 

When you simultaneously shit and sneeze yourself.

“Gee Christoph, I took the absolute worst BombaShart! It was mad cheeks bruv.”

BombaShart by CarterBBBB December 1, 2023