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Literally translates as "never invite". Used shamelessly to get yourself invited to an activity your friends are doing.
"HTHT with Dawn at Starbucks over a hot cuppa"
"BOJIO."
bojio by singlishlah March 23, 2013
Words you can keep
It is used when other people are having a party then you are not invited.
It literally means no invite.
bo = no
jio = invite
You guys had a party without me??! BOJIO!!
bojio by yooooomehere September 22, 2017
Related Words
bojio bojo Boios boji bojidar bojob Boioioing boiola bojidara bojingles
1.) The general things you are currently dealing with.
2.) False or bogus.
1.) I gotta do all this bojive for homework, man.
2.) No way! that's bojive, man.
bojive by Blake West April 27, 2006

Boioioing 

The comical sound effect a man makes when he gets an erection.

Pronounced: "boy-yoi-yoing"
"Damn man! As soon as I walked into that strip joint, I went boioioing!"
Boioioing by Irving1992 April 14, 2009
boris johnson prime minister of the united kingdom

also known as the dick of the uk
yo do you know where bojo went
bojo by urban-dictionary_101 January 6, 2021

bojingle 

When someone is so fat when they stop walking it takes longer for their stomach and ass to catch up, the equivalent of the 20th ripple after throwing a rock in a pond.
Damn look at the bojingle in that chicks ass.
bojingle by noname14 January 23, 2014
Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.
Bonions needs to shower.
bonions by Ninyete February 25, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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